I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Wedecided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watchinga teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad keptstaring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring everytime.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's thematter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would notchoke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And inclassic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you weremy son.'
2 comments:
Too too funny
Good laughs
love ya
That's a good story, plus it's something that Dad really would say.
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