Monday, September 19, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
The bottom to photos I think looks like I have to pee. And YES I am a Fan a PETA (People eating tasty animals)
The Cool thing about this Year is the CLOWNS OUR BACK IN TOWN. It even gets better then that THEY ARE ZOMBIE CLOWNS.
Welcome to the NEW YEAR of Haunting. HAHAHAH( evil Laugh)
Friday, August 12, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Does anyone know who's Birthday it is......
I love you
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
She was cared for in John 's hospital and is healing up, but continues to cry and moan. The nurses said John is the only one who seems to calm her down, so John has spent the last four nights holding her while they both slept in that chair. The girl is coming along with her healing. He is a real Star of the war, and represents what the combined services are trying to do.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE..' (My favorite)
Monday, February 21, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
two guy problems
two car problems
two times stabbed in the back.
im not saying that the whole year was bad just most of it.
im thankful that I found nightmare
im thankful that i moved in with great people
im thankful that I know how to fix cars
im thankful that I found out that the guys were bums
im thankful that I was able to learn.
im thankful that the lord had his hand in all things
The best part is that I have a bright new year to look forward to.