Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Flat Tire (not for my mom, I know what you will say)

I had a flat tire Yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. Traffic started backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly. 'Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know, so I told him...
“Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.”

1 comment:

hil said...

that was hilarious! and i totally didn't get it at first! i said to Haley, "what are Logan's little men?" she looked at me like i was the biggest idiot ever (understandably so) and said, "her flashers..." and then it clicked and i felt like such a moron! and then i laughed even harder and now i can't look Haley in the eye anymore. and now you know what a bright star i really am. hilarious story.