Flat Tire (not for my mom, I know what you will say)

I had a flat tire Yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. Traffic started backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly. 'Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know, so I told him...
“Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I would like to make a Shout out to Haley BETH (Smith) JUDD.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Hope that your day is exciting and you know how much I Love You.
BEST WISHES.

ZEDONK

Have you ever heard of a ZEDONK, sounds french does it not or maybe Im say it wrong.( I think french).
Have you seen a donkey, how about a Zebra.
Hmmmm...... put them together and you get a ZEDONK.

How cute is that Little Girl. I would take her in a heart beat.

Softball

During the summer I play softball on two teams, Churchball ( that's always interesting) and city.

Last Night I was playing on my city team ( the Giants, even though we are all pretty small excepted for one person.) We were playing a team ( the Bruce), I find they are my favorite team to play and hears why.
1. They are always drunk at every game.
2. they make some of the funniest comments.
3. they are just cool.

well last night we started the game and we were the visitors so we were up to bat first. first up was Tanner and he hit the ball between shortstop and left. he made it to first base. I came up to next, I did my practice swing, measured and set my footing. The first ball was a strike, but your not suppose to hit the first one so I let it by. Second Ball I pulled to far left and it went foul. I'm thinking last chance, I cant have a good one go by. the ball was coming in high and I hit a grounder right to shortstop and I was thinking I was going to be out, but right at the last moment the grounder took a different direction. Right up into the guys face. you Could hear the crack all around the field. Two things came to my mind, Good thing he's drunk, but he will feel it in the morning. and my other thought, My bad. I walked to first base as there was a time out. the guy stumbled around for a moment, lended up and wanted to continue playing. at the end of the game which we won, I got a close look at his face, I had split his eye brow open, the thing that saved him from having it worst was his flaming red sunglasses. ( he was more worried about his glasses then his face), but all at the same time he was drunk. Yeah drunks.

Jobs

There is a job that opened up where I work. Ive known about it before the person who originally occupied the position moved to another department. Now I was not planning on applying for the job for a couple of reason,



One- a few of my friends are applying for the job

Two- I'm very comfortable were I'm at.

But with people asking(boss's and the person who would be my boss if i got the position) if I put my application in, I decided that it could hurt. Oh I mean would not hurt.
If its the right thing the lord will provide and if not then I would still have my job that I have now. Plus We need change in our lives other wise life will get boring and we will get Alzheimer's. Go Puzzle's
So my application has been put in and I wait to hear back to see if I have a interview coming up.
What will happen, I don't know? Will I get a raise, I don't know? Would I like a raise, Heck Yes.

I Need A Hero

My friends and I have determined that there are very few good guys left out there. They are Dads, grandpas, brother, Married, or gay.

And in the words of Bonnie Tyler

"Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? ( I like this line)
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life"

Where have they gone, is it like the last unicorn where there is just one left and we have to fight for him. We all want the good guy, but they make such dumb choices. It happens to be very frustrating, and I just want to slap them and tell them to get their act TOGETHER. Most women have high standards for men and we should not lower them for anything less then the best and I expect then men to think the same. I know that men and women are not perfect, but we can strive to be.

I just I will just wait for the lords time in bringing me an almost perfect man.

Name a few good qualities of a Men or Woman.

Blur

I find that during the summer and fall days begin to blur together, because of all the the activities that are going on around me. Not that I'm complaining about it, I love being so busy (to be honest I don't get into trouble that way) and when I do get to relax it really is a treat and not a every day thing.

I just have to balance things out, between family, friends, church, sports, music and institute(just to name a few).

Where does time go?

Then the question comes to mind.
Do I have my priories in the right order?

For right now I think so, will it change later heck yes it will.